deodrant: i exercised once
angelo-c: the-mad-angel-with-a-box: The most captivating and meaningful romance ever captured on film, and they didn’t even need 10 minutes. They didn’t even need words. :’( Love this movie
boobscupcakesnweed: best video on tumblr hands DOWN!!!! That’s too cute
In the library
It is literally impossible to open and eat a bag of chips quietly. So I just said fuck it and opened the bag all loud. Then I was trying to eat them quietly….impossible to do!
i wanna get an education but i dont wanna wake up early and do homework u feel me So me
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
One day you'll meet a guy. And ultimately, he's...
Aww I smiled the whole time I read this
myynt: i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit Itzel this is for you!
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza I wish bit then I’d never want to eat it