May 2013
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March 2013
8 posts
So true
deodrant:
i exercised once
February 2013
5 posts
January 2013
1 post
September 2012
7 posts
Watchangelo-c:
the-mad-angel-with-a-box:
The most captivating and meaningful romance ever captured on film, and they didn’t even need 10 minutes.
They didn’t even need words.
:’(
Love this movie
August 2012
108 posts
Watchboobscupcakesnweed:
best video on tumblr hands DOWN!!!!
That’s too cute
In the library
It is literally impossible to open and eat a bag of chips quietly. So I just said fuck it and opened the bag all loud. Then I was trying to eat them quietly….impossible to do!
i wanna get an education but i dont wanna wake up early and do homework u feel me
So me
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
One day you'll meet a guy. And ultimately, he's...
Aww I smiled the whole time I read this
Watchlaughoutloudrightnow:
me.
myynt:
i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
Itzel this is for you!
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
I wish bit then I’d never want to eat it
